Saturday, January 26, 2008

Celeb-Reality = The End of the World!


Is it me, or is VH-1 getting out of hand with all the pseudo-celebrity sh*t that they put on TV EVERY NIGHT?!?! It was interesting at first, when they only had one show. But then, they added in another and another... and another... AND ANOTHER! Damn! Stop it, VH-1! You're killing me slowly! Please understand and realize that there's a reason these has-beens haven't been on TV in years!


No one cares that Scott Baio is almost 50 years old and is about to have his first semi-normal relationship! We don't need a weekly tv show to document it!


No one cares how many girls you can line up each year to f*ck and s*ck Flavor Flav or Bret Michaels on national television! I don't know who I can't stand more... VH-1 for putting this sh*t on, the women who "compete for their love," or Flav and Bret for subjecting us to this!


No one cares that Peter F*cking Brady hasn't done anything since his show went off the air, and is now getting some from a really hot woman!


No one cares that you could get men to line up for two seasons to get punked by the craziest b*tch on the planet, who just so happens to be a two-time Flavor Flav reject!


No one cares that you could get the biggest has-beens ever, from MC Hammer to Brigitte Neilsen to Jose Canseco to Sherman Hemsley to live in the same f*cking house! Do we really need seven seasons of this crap, and counting?!?! Real World was played out years ago with the losers they rounded up! What the f*ck makes you think that we want to see people that we actually pushed out of our tv sets?!?!


Thinking about VH-1 makes me bleed on the inside! Until they change the b*llsh*t they put out there for our viewing mispleasure, this station has officially been added to the "Don't Watch" list! Damn!

1 comment:

Dee said...

yeaaaaaaaaaa, to the blog and Amen as well!!!
Peace, Dee